Here's the recipe, but the first step is to curry enough favors from your friends until someone eventually gives you homemade pickled beets. This is when you've finally made it in this world. (Thanks for the beets, Eric!)
Pickled Beet, Avocado and Nut Crunchy Salad
3/4 cup chopped pickled beets, gifted by a friend
1 ripe avocado
2 tablespoons nut crunchies (see recipe here)
Combine the ingredients. Do your best to share if anyone else is around.